Apple just launched two more iPhones because what is even the point of a year without a major Apple event? The late Steve Jobs’ baby that is currently under the tutelage of CEO Tim Cook has dropped iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus and iPhone X (AKA iPhone ’10’ not ‘x’). Facial recognition feature in iPhone X, also called the 10th anniversary phone, has caused a major uproar online. The longer battery life as well as the animojis (animated emojis) have been received with as much meme-otion as can be expected on Twitter.
It also will set you back by approximately Rs 89,000. All the newly launched iPhones come equipped with complete glass exteriors. iPhone 8 also comes with wireless charging, ‘Retina HD Display screen with 3D touch, and an ‘augmented reality experience’.
But do these features matter to Twitter? Of course not. What matters to them are jokes. And frankly, since selling our kidneys isn’t really an option, they do to us too.
Facial recognition got Twitter like:
The only woman to ever hack an iPhone X pic.twitter.com/ylkMcgrShM
— Anthony Carboni (@acarboni) September 12, 2017
IPhone X can scan your face for authenticity.
Half of Hollywood will never be able to access their phones. #rimshot
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 12, 2017
Beyoncé: *uses iPhone X facial recognition*
iPhone X: pic.twitter.com/8ao9moveCd
— brendon skolat (@brendonSkolat) September 12, 2017
Me when I gain weight in the winter and my iPhone X acts like it doesn’t recognize me pic.twitter.com/c6kyb9Cq6n
— Ira Madison III (@ira) September 12, 2017
When iBae costs more than your soul:
— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) September 12, 2017
iPhone 8 $1200??? Man I better be able to face time all my dead homies and call God himself.
— VERNON L. NORWOOD (@Vernon400m) September 12, 2017
— Farhan Ahmed (@CEOSolispo) September 13, 2017
— anredo (@anredo) September 12, 2017
Looking at the price of this iPhone X like…. pic.twitter.com/nqMQMg6zLI
— Jandro (@Kyng_Marco) September 12, 2017
And then the mother of all Twitter trends – #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians
— Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) September 12, 2017
No battery necessary, runs entirely on white power.#iPhoneFeatures4Politicians
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 12, 2017
Autocorrects alternative facts into actual facts#iPhoneFeatures4Politicians
— Lissa (@_lola_bee) September 12, 2017