Unable To Find The One? This Man Ditched Everything To Create Boyfriend Out Of Wine Boxes

Michael deleted all his dating apps and turned to an old reliable friend for company — wine

Is loneliness creeping up on you but you’re lazy AF to even plan a date? Does the company of your cat/dog/rabbit not suffice anymore? Do you seek a human connection on Tinder but almost always end up meeting people who are more interested in what’s in your pants? Well, maybe you can learn a thing or two from Michael James Schneider, who deleted all his dating apps and turned to an old reliable friend for company — wine.

Michael created his boyfriend out of wine boxes and they are as happy a couple as anyone could be — binge-watching TV, shopping grocery together and even cooking food for each other. And they’ve even got a pet cat! What else can you ask from life?

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And Twitterati had so many feels for this guy who FINALLY found the love of his life. Check out some of their reactions:

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Well, Michael’s boyfriend may not be human but he sure knows how to make him happy. And when he starts to die (*sobs*), Michael can just drink some more and voila — a new boyfriend!

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