Even though all us pretend to be a bunch of emotionless badasses, let’s accept it- being single on Valentine’s day does sting a little.
As if you weren’t already aware of your single status (thanks dad), Valentine’s Day arrives with the onslaught of adorable couple pictures on social media. We know it ain’t easy being alone on Valentine’s Day, but as they say misery loves company. We’re sure you can get some consolation from knowing that other single people are alone on Valentine’s Day too. Here are the funniest tweets from all the single people gearing up for a lonely Valentine’s day:
All my single fellas!
im so single i didnt even know it was valentines day this week
— Nate Garner (@natekgarner) February 12, 2018
If single people were president:
Valentines Day is cancelled
— ookay ! (@Ookay) February 13, 2018
*Plays Iron Maiden in the background*
Me when i saw a couple on valentines day ___ pic.twitter.com/sBH0jOt0Yb
— kaila (@kailaaordinario) February 13, 2018
Pamper yourself like a goddamn boss:
I have no idea what to buy myself for valentines day this is stressful
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) February 13, 2018
*Calls up Drake on his cellphone*
If you’ve been single on Valentines day for the last 5 years you need to drop an album already.
— Gitz __ (@iGitz_) February 13, 2018
How can anyone be expected to remember Valentines Day tomorrow when today is pancake day?
It is too distracting.
And remember it basically means ‘crepes’ not them thick American things.
— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) February 13, 2018
This one’s a real tear-jerker:
valentines day is almost here and no one asked me out on a date… sure i havent left my room in 5 days but that isnt the point… ive never felt so broken…
— jovan (@ehjovan) February 13, 2018
RIP to all the students who can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, cuz it’ on a weekday:
the only date i have on valentines day are all my assignment due dates
— vietnamami (@kntie) February 13, 2018
Har Har Mahadev, cuz screw paschimi sabhyata:
Har Har Mahadev
Hit RT if #MahaShivaratri is more favorite to you than Valentine’s Day
— __ Anmol Katiyar __ (@Anmol_77) February 13, 2018
Time for a reality check, ya’ll:
while yall r out spending valentines day w ur s/o ill be at home doing drugs and remembering love is a social construct & doesnt exist
— janelyn !! (@janeIyn) February 13, 2018
Just keep your phone switch off plz:
On Valentines Day everyone gonna be waking up to cute paragraphs and I’m gonna be waking up to “100% charged” and a valentine snap from Snapchat. _
— __ (@AllureShae) February 13, 2018
P.S: Don’t worry, Singles Awareness Day is right around the corner!