Samsung bid a teary-eyed goodbye to its brand new baby Galaxy Note 7 after reports of its explosion spread like a wild-fire across the globe. The company did try to contain the disaster but it turns out that its attempt to extinguish the fire only worsened the condition further.
While some experts blame the faulty battery for the fiasco that might potentially lead to the downfall of one of the biggest smartphone makers in the world, giving its arch-rival Apple space to spread its wings and fly, others believe that Samsung is still clueless about the cause (Oops!).
The company began its mission to undo, what can be described an epic failure, by recalling a stock of nearly 2.5 million smartphones from across the globe. Sadly, its road to redemption turned out to be a bigger disaster as even the replaced models started exploding (sob).
But Samsung didn’t give up and in order to save the world from exploding Galaxy Note 7 smartphones, it killed its own baby. We share its grief and in these dark times, we stand by it. However, that does not solve the problem of Samsung users who were deserted by Galaxy Note 7 at the altar.
So what should you do with the dearly departed Galaxy Note 7 in case you still have one? Cry over a bad investment? No. Throw it away? Too cliché. Go on a rampant rage spree? Probably not a good idea.
From using it to blow up your enemies to using it for a space trip, from using it as a hand grenade to playing a prank on your nosy neighbours, here’s what you can do with your beloved Samsung Galaxy Note 7:
Before you get on with your crafty experiments, make sure that it doesn’t blow up on your face!
Fire away your Galaxy Note 7 at your enemies.
Gone are the times when Oxygen cylinders were for humans. Your smartphone might need it more than a patient!
Planning a trip to Mars? Galaxy Note 7 might be the rocket booster you were looking for!
Out of weapons? Well, Note 7 can be of some help.
Wait! Don’t charge your Galaxy Note 7 without a safety gear.
Need more ice?
Time to teach those nosy neighbours a lesson!