We are just four days into 2018 and we already want to cancel 2018. Why, you ask? Before we get into it, those with a weak stomach might want to look away — a video of a woman making turkey stuffing has gone viral. You may be wondering what’s so weird about it? She’s cooking with her mouth.
Twitter user “Sarah, the reporter” posted the video of a woman chewing up and spitting out ingredients. She chews up vegetables and spits them out, then reaches for the other ingredients and chews and spits them into a bowl before mixing them together and stuffing it all up a turkey. That’s not all, once the turkey is done, she presents it in a magnanimous tray with the chewed-up stuffing decorated next to it.
Watching her chew and spit out raw eggs, vegetables and bread has officially ruined our year. Already.
Checkout the video right here:
white people already ruined 2018 pic.twitter.com/SDKxpdSc6T
— sarah, the reporter (@amyharvard_) January 2, 2018
Here’s how Twitter reacted:
oh dear god why. throw the whole internet away.
— Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) January 2, 2018
Omg I missed the damn egg.
She deserves salmonella. pic.twitter.com/ToDMZU2r0r
— Devon Sheetcake _ (@DevonOhara) January 2, 2018
“Gahhhh! Excited for what 2018 has in store!”
2nd day into 2018: pic.twitter.com/FhsAz8I9Hi
— PARTY ON, GARTH! PARTY ON, MAYNE! __ (@YeahMayne_) January 2, 2018
— Amy “Mommy Lesbian” Dentata (@AmyDentata) January 2, 2018
This looks like an As Seen On TV ad
“Tired of using extra energy to hold a knife?”
“Tired of burning calories with your hands instead of your mouth?”
“Ever wondered what morning breath tastes like as a salad topping?”Like she really needed her mouth for the parsley
— Devon Sheetcake _ (@DevonOhara) January 2, 2018
— men don’t @ me (@BookishFeminist) January 2, 2018
Fix it Jesus. pic.twitter.com/hsPI7e4vva
— Angel Banks (@angelmbanks) January 2, 2018
Honestly, if this is going to be this year’s first viral trend, we’re cancelling 2018, packing our bags and going back to 2017. Peace.
