It’s that time of the year again. That dreaded time of the year where your newsfeed is going to be invaded by couples being overly-romantic. Seeing them woo each other will obviously make you wanna have a date on Valentine’s day too, and we don’t blame you. We’re social animals after all.
Though we can’t stress this enough that being single on V-day isn’t a big deal, if you must absolutely set out on a hunt for the perfect Valentine, here’s a tip: Do not use cheesy pickup lines.
This isn’t Bollywood. You’re not Ranbir Kapoor. Just don’t.
We care about you and have curated a list of pick-up lines that are blasphemous. Whatever you do, don’t use these lines on anyone:
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Is you dad a terrorist? Because you’re a BOMB!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
D’ya need some more eye rolls?