Valentine’s Day 2017: 15 DISASTROUS pick-up lines you should never use, EVER!


It’s that time of the year again. That dreaded time of the year where your newsfeed is going to be invaded by couples being overly-romantic. Seeing them woo each other will obviously make you wanna have a date on Valentine’s day too, and we don’t blame you. We’re social animals after all.

Though we can’t stress this enough that being single on V-day isn’t a big deal, if you must absolutely set out on a hunt for the perfect Valentine, here’s a tip: Do not use cheesy pickup lines.

This isn’t Bollywood. You’re not Ranbir Kapoor. Just don’t.

We care about you and have curated a list of pick-up lines that are blasphemous. Whatever you do, don’t use these lines on anyone:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.


Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.


Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.


If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.


My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?


I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.


Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?


Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.


You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.


You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.


Is you dad a terrorist? Because you’re a BOMB!


I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

D’ya need some more eye rolls?