The misconception that men only have sex on their minds has been flying around for centuries. Men are often misunderstood and what’s even worse, hardly anyone takes an effort to understand them. The moment they are born, they get branded with a bunch of tags, “caretaker”, “horny”, “emotionally blunt”. For years men have suffered in silence but, no more. Now they finally have an outlet. The internet!
If you go on any social media sites, you’ annoying misconception surrounding men is that they’re always ready for sex. Okay, most of the time, yes but, not all men and definitely not ALL the time. Like, funerals… That’s unsexy, right?
But, what do you say when the thing that’s supposedly in your control goes wild. I’m talking about the D. Ever since Adam started covering his naked body, men have been cursed with that awkward bulge in their pants. Yes, a penis is supposed to be associated with sex but there are times when it’s hard for no reason at all! Kind of like life, you know?
Anyway, the awkward boner is apparently a “clear indication” of being horny. I’ll have you know that most boners are random and unexpectedly rise at the weirdest moments. You’re driving, you get a boner. You’re saying your prayers, you get a boner. You’re working out at the gym, AND YES! You get a boner.
Another great misconception is that men are emotionally numb. Wrong-o! They do have emotions but thanks to people who believe this absurd notion, men can’t express their feelings. Well, I’ll end my own rant and allow these 19 miserable men on Reddit to get their voices heard. So, ladies, you better listen up.