What's odd about these Mars bars?

Clearly, even the most destructive and dangerous people in the world can have bizarrely normal possessions and secret fetishes.

AK 47 rifles – tick, bullets and bombs – tick, Mars (chocolate) and dry fruits – tick. Wait, what? Is that a checklist for a terrorist attack or an infiltration operation?

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Well yes. Although, we didn’t really need to know that the terrorists of Jaish-e-Mohammad were carrying a “cache” of Mars and dry fruits during an infiltration bid in Uri, Kashmir – this photo raised some eyebrows on Twitter.

TBH, Mars chocolates aren’t the only humane and non-lethal things carried by a terrorist during the history of terror operations.

The terrorists of all terrorists — Osama Bin Laden apparently had saved tons of porn, Hollywood flicks (so much for hating America), and a software to play console games –in his computer folders. All this kept him company when he was hiding in a mansion in Abbotabad.

Clearly, even the most destructive and dangerous people in the world can have bizarrely normal possessions and secret fetishes. That’s not what we are debating.

The bigger question is what will be the trending primetime hashtag tonight.

#MarsEatersAreTerrorist

#BanMars

#SendTerroristsToMars

#AntiIndiaMarsMission

Ok, I give up. I am not as creative as this man.

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