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International Joke Day: These 10 jokes will make you laugh your guts out

In times such as these, now more than ever it's important that we laugh out loud more often than not. Send this to a friend and they'll thank you for it

International Joke Day is celebrated on 1st July and in times such as these, it seems imperative that we help our sense of humour along as much as we can. Now that you know it’s International Joke Day, do laugh out loud than just typing out LOL on your mobile/laptop screens, try rolling on the floor laughing rather than just sending out that ROFL, and do try making those funny faces like those emoticons that you click on your phones to respond to a funny conversation with a friend, because it is actually fun. Let’s make smiles, not war.

Now even comedy has become an art and with the new crop of stand-up artist showcasing their talent, it is only good to see how we still haven’t forgotten to laugh– laugh at the bizarreness of the mundane things and most importantly, laugh at ourselves. In these times, when people take offence at every other thing, we need to remind them and ask them “Why so serious?”

No one knows when did the world started celebrating the International Joke Day but it is believed that a Greek guy, Palamedes, was the one who cracked the first joke. Although we don’t know what was the joke he told which made people crack up but we have compiled 10 of the best jokes to make you laugh because smiling/laughing is an exercise in itself and otherwise, what’s the harm?

Of course, we cannot not start our jokes without the ‘Knock Knock’ one, so here it is:

1. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice.

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2. “Well, you see, there are basically three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those that can’t.”

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3. ‘A guy phones the local hospital and yells, ‘You’ve gotta send help! My wife’s in labour!’
The nurse says, ‘Calm down. Is this her first child?’
He replies, ‘No! This is her husband!’

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4. A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

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5. A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?”

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6. “A barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, and so decide to take turns watching the luggage.
When it’s the barber’s turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor.
When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says “How stupid is that barber? He’s woken up the bald man instead of me.”

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7. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off. 

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8.  “Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?”
“My name is Paul.”

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9. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ”Sorry we don’t serve food in here”

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10. Pappu’s Attitude In Exams: 
They give me questions which i don’t know. 
So?
I give them answers which they don’t know.
“Why?”
“Tit For Tat”

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Keep laughing !

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