Tu Haan Kar, Ya Naa Kar, Tu Hai Meri Kirannn…
All India Bakchod is known for its unabashed honesty and fearless take on several social issues. In their new video: “Harassment Through Ages” they take us down the memory lane as they parody Bollywood songs from 60s through 90s. The result is a montage of songs with lyrics full of undertones of sexual assault and stalking. Because who cares about consent anyway? Kyunki Naa mei bhi Haan hoti hai, right?
Here is a list of original Bollywood songs and AIB’s brutal take on them:
1. Song: Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai?
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Ayesha Jhulka
Movie: Khiladi
Singers: Abhijeet, Sapna Mukherjee, Udit Narayan
Lyricists: Sammer
If you take a hint from the song title, you would know that it isn’t feminist-friendly. Here is the original lyrics:
Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai
Kyu Itna akadati Hai
College mein Nayii Nayii Aayii Ek ladakii Hai
Ho yaaron Ye hamen Lagatii Hai Sirafirii
Aao Chakhaa den Mazaa
Gun Violence is sexy, isn’t it?
This wouldn’t count as harassment, just some harmless fun.
Original:
2. Shammi Kapoor and Rajsree
Song: Tumse Achcha Kaun Hai
Movie: Jaanwar
Singers: Mohammad Rafi
Lyricists: Hasrat Jaipuri
Even veterans of Bollywood are guilty of promoting sexual harassment.
Who gives a damn about personal space anyway?
Original:
3. Govinda, Chunkey Pandey and Rageshwari
Song: O Lal Dupatte Waali
Movie: Aankhen
Singers: Kavita;Kumar Sanu;Sudesh & Chorus
Lyricists: Indivar
Forcing is the new sexy.
Whatever happened to IPC 354?
Original:
4. Shahrukh Khan and Aishwarya Rai
Song: Apun Bola
Movie: Josh
Singer : Hema Sardesai, Shahrukh Khan
Musician : Anu Malik
We hate to break it to SRK fans, but he hasn’t always been a feminist.
Hoton pe na dil mei Naa hoinga
Original:
5. Varun Dhawan and Illeana D’Cruz
Song: Tera Hero Idhar Hai
Movie: Tera Hero Idhar Hai
Singer: Arijit Singh
Music: Sajid-Wajid
Lyrics: Kausar Munir, Additional Lyrics – Danish Sabri
Swag mei chedunga toh lagega kyu galat?
Every pervert’s mentality summed up in a few words.
Original:
6. Shahid Kapoor and Sonakshi Sinha
Song: Gandi Baat
Movie: R…Rajkumar
Singers: Kalpana Patowary, Mika Singh
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Anupam Amod
Original:
Tu haan kar, ya na kar, teri marzi Kiran #ProConsent
