Drunk guy texts girlfriend justifying adultery, and people cannot stop laughing

Going by the bizarre logic that this guy provided his girlfriend with, he is a hero and the saviour of the world. You cannot miss reading this conversation. Read on.

By: Anumeha Saxena |
August 3, 2017 10:16 pm

Social media seems to be getting interesting day by day with people sharing everything from the truly mundane to the absolutely entertaining – because people are strange. So, one Twitter user named Bella took to Twitter to share her personal experience when her boyfriend cheated on her with another girl and went on to justify it. You must be feeling sorry for the woman (we too feel bad for her) but wait till you read his long-form justification, which will make you ROFL. Not only did the guy have the audacity to defend his infidelity, but in the process he labelled himself the saviour of the world. What, bro?

The boyfriend apparently slept with someone else while he was drunk. According to the screenshots of the messages that Bella shared on Twitter, when the girl in question asked the guy out, he thought for a moment about Bella but then ‘obliged’ her for the greater good of the world. If you think this is already sounding weird, you need to read the funny texts that the guy sent to Bella. And we bet, you cannot stop LOLing. The reasons that he cites are surprisingly entertaining, and not annoying at all.

Here’s Bella’s post:

this nigga cheated and… pic.twitter.com/t1I416fXjW

— bella (@bxllaneira) July 31, 2017

We still cannot stop laughing over what we just read. Can you? This is how Twitter responded after Bella posted these screenshots.

But, he saved the world… She should, and he should get a medal pic.twitter.com/HdrN4a3Xdk

— Wadey (@MichaelNoSpaces) July 31, 2017

Bruh, I really hope you can clearly see this man saved the entirety of this planet, cmon now? Stop being silly pic.twitter.com/huh6PPdOGK

— Wadey (@MichaelNoSpaces) July 31, 2017

this man just saved people from cancer you better take him back pic.twitter.com/26rnfKBXNG

— dønyé (@donyeburns) July 31, 2017

Meanwhile some people just could not stop noticing the amount of wrong spellings:

She need to leave him anyway bc he clearly is not educated well in spelling

— big baby (@BruhChilI) July 31, 2017

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i like how out of all the grammatical errors he fixed streets.

— Col (@cje91011) July 31, 2017

Get you a man that can actually spell

— Justin Kidwell (@justkidwell) July 31, 2017

difficult as hell to comprehend

— t rish (@aboonechild) July 31, 2017

Some were in utter disbelief by the bizarre amount of logic used by the guy in that conversation.

Is this real pic.twitter.com/zA7Ik5GUKj

— Parris Alexander (@Zandersanz) July 31, 2017

We still cannot stop laughing. Can you?