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Is Shah Rukh Khan the wittiest Bollywood star? We’ll let these 10 tweets answer that

Onscreen, off-screen or on social media, Shah Rukh Khan has been a total entertainer and totally owns his stardom, with his unparalled wit and humour. Entertain yourself with some of his wittiest tweets ever!

Shah Rukh Khan is known for his unparalleled wit and humour. Ask him any question and rest assured you’ll get an answer you’ll enjoy. Be it onscreen or off-screen, or in the recent past – on social media – this one has been a total entertainer and totally owns his stardom. He’s refreshingly upfront about how proud he is of everything he has achieved (as is right). Time and again, he likes to reiterate his King of Bollywood and we’re pretty sure everyone agrees.

Although he has been one of the least controversial stars, and is known for being a private family man, he has still somehow managed to remain in the news pretty much always, whether it was during his spat with Salman Khan or the unfortunate incident at the US airport. But Shah Rukh Khan being what he is always has a funny take on each and every situation in his life. So, once, when a journalist asked him if his relationship with Salman Khan was ‘going well now’ (after the two appeared came together during a function), Shah Rukh was quick to reply with “Yeah, it’s going really well. We are planning to have a baby together soon.” That’s Shah Rukh Khan for you.

His Twitter feed is full of witty responses to fans and friends alike, and he makes sure to entertain you each time and we’re impressed. Take a look:

1. Totally relatable to that one friend who keeps repeating his old jokes thinking it’ll sound funny.

Yeh joke purana ho gaya…koi nayi baat batao https://t.co/Wfirh8InAX

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 13, 2017

2. Even Aloe Vera won’t help with that burn

Pizza bhi deliver kar doon ghar mein… https://t.co/l4FzgtZfYg

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 13, 2017

3. When social problems can take a back seat

And no need for population control here! https://t.co/lAmEbeUnrG

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 13, 2017

4. Brutally honest

Been working for 25 yrs to get noticed…don’t want to be invisible ever https://t.co/l7NogwCKIt

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 13, 2017

5. That’s why they say, ‘always construct your questions properly’

Bech rahe ho kya??? https://t.co/V2nU2szGoA

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 13, 2017

6. No words for this one. We love the pun, whatsoever.

As overplayed as the pun is, I still can’t resist writing…“Hav u ever seen a better pair of perfect fitting genes?” pic.twitter.com/TLhbcBx46U

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 6, 2017

7. Only die-hard SRK fans and cricket lovers would get this one.  

After Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa in ’94, Sunil n Chris come together to make 105… well played boys! Ami KKR… pic.twitter.com/30JSbFaqVE

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) May 7, 2017

8. Imtiaz Ali would definitely have to say something to this, so do Indian media organisations.

TGIF! Survived the week inspite of a plane crash, fatal accident on sets & yet another title of Imtiaz Ali film! pic.twitter.com/5W5DtrrupA

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2017

9. That can without doubt be labelled as the sweetest tweet ever

U have made my practice sessions public!!! Now everyone will know I am not smart. https://t.co/HC5AdAkLb7

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) May 20, 2017

Check out this humorous take of @iamsrk ‘s TED Talk… even watching him prep is a delight! pic.twitter.com/4XB5FoVqGz

— Pooja Dadlani (@pooja_dadlani) May 20, 2017

10. Do you also think he did it himself?

Had a minor follow up surgery on my left shoulder.They marked my right hand like this, so there is no mistake. Sweet pic.twitter.com/LH5aoh3X4y

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) March 10, 2017

(Also read: Shah Rukh Khan to Kareena Kapoor: 9 times we fell in love with non-romantic roles played by actors)

Shah Rukh Khan, dooode you totally rock!