America first, India second. This savage parody video explains why we’re the second best at everything

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By: Riya |
February 16, 2017 11:10 am

In case you haven’t caught the drift yet, here’s what’s going down:

After the Netherlands made a satirical video asking America to be first and Netherlands to be second, a host of countries have been mocking Trump’s often-repeated “America First” statement with tongue-in-cheek videos. Not to forget, hilarious Trump-esque voice-overs to go with it.

And now, India wants to show Trump why it is “amazing at being second.” Yes, we’re a little late to the party, but we’re always late. We’re Indians. Deal with it.

Here’s a little excerpt from the hilarious satirical video:

India is the second-most populated country in the world.
India is the second-most polluted country in the world.
India came second in badminton finals at the Olympics.
There are about two-and-a-half million Indians in America.
We deserve to be second.
SO many Indians.

Also, India deserves a special place because…
The New York cabbie could be Indian.
The 7-Eleven guy could be Indian.
The IBM professional could be Indian.
And obviously, the CEOs of Microsoft and Google are Indian. We’re slaying the Silicon Valley.

“So many Indians. So good.”

We’re a little disappointed that desi legends like corny Govinda movies, butt-scratching traffic officers and desi spiderman weren’t in the video. But oh well.

Watch the video here:

The video was so good, they made a second one. This is how badly we want to be second. ‘Murica pls.

Are you listening, President Trump? Unlike your hands, it’s going to be huuuge.