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7 Karan Johar tweets that are so cryptic that we need to hire a detective to interpret them

Have you read Karan Johar's tweets starting with "Dear". We went through two-dozen such tweets and what we got is pure gold. Dig in.

A tweet is much more than just 140 characters. It is life-lesson, it is gossip, it is insight, it is truth and most  importantly  it is mystery.

If you are thinking, we have strange tweet issues to be talking about it with such passion, you are right. You will feel the same way, if you went through two dozen tweets by Karan Johar that begin with the word “Dear”, followed by a cryptic message.

We have tried to interpret some of these tweets. Dig in.

  1. On Botox

Does Karan Johar possess an explosive secret list of people in Bollywood who have gotten Botox done?

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2. On delusion

Delusion is the ‘200 crore club’ makes a film great, reality is Bollywood makes crappy movies.

3. On ambition.

Your pay-check doesn’t need to have the same number of zeroes as someone else’s.

Read More: Did Prabhas lose out on a Karan Johar project because he charged Rs 20 crore?

4. On nepotism

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Dear Nepotism…can you pave the way for skepticism and cynicism….both these words also want to be famous!!!!

— Karan Johar (@karanjohar) June 21, 2017

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5. On Hashtag

My dear Hashtag…you are the most ingenious start up…we admire the way you broke the monopoly of the comma and destroyed the full stop.

— Karan Johar (@karanjohar) July 2, 2017

Alert: Grammar nazi attack.

6. On guilty pleasures

Dear “shut up!!!!”I have a desperate urge to use you on so many occasions but then i stop myself! Why are you such a guilty pleasure?

— Karan Johar (@karanjohar) September 1, 2017

Dear Karan, I have a desperate urge to unsee Kuch Kuch Hota Hai but then I watch it anyway every Sunday. Why are your films such a guilty pleasure?

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7. On talent

Dear talent …I wish you would stay away from overconfidence and delusion….they are constantly conspiring against you…don’t you see it?

— Karan Johar (@karanjohar) September 12, 2017

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