You guys, we’ve all been eating kheera (cucumber) the wrong way.
Don’t flip out, Hamza’s is here to the rescue! Hamza, a Pakistani man has set out on the treacherous journey to teach the world, what it is to eat a cucumber the “right way”. You can trust him. He eats cucumbers daily and “personally” likes them. Well, whatever that means!
First of all, you may think that a cucumber is just meant for eating but, no. It has built-in beauty and skin care functionality too. Before you bite into a kheera, slice it off of one end and proceed to rub the sliced ends together. Once you obtain a white coloured froth, massage it onto your face for a smooth, moisturising effect.
Of course, Hamza himself doesn’t need to do this, thanks to his glowing, flawless skin. Yet, the generous soul massages his face with the disgusting goo for our benefit. Slice off the other end and repeat the process until you’re satisfied with the amount of smoothness.
Now comes the tricky part. Usually, what we do is just cut off slices and then eat the cucumber. Only that we don’t realise that that’s blasphemy! Slices are a big no! What we must do is cut the kheera right down the middle along the length but not completely. Make another cut to the kheera at a right angle, cutting it open like a flower and voila! There you have it, folks.
The only thing left to do is to sprinkle salts and spices swaadanusaar and take a bite to experience new realms of savoury pleasures. Now, how you eat it is up to you. Bite it or lick it, no one is judging you.
I used to worry thinking if I was eating cucumbers the right way. I swear this man has turned my life around!
Here are a few other things Hamza would like to teach you
Eating fruit cake in a park
How to use a Lota